Thursday 13 Fat Quotes

 

1.  “Brain cells come and brain cells go but fat cells live forever!” ~Anonymous

2.  “Leave fat people alone, they already have enough on their plate!” ~Unknown

3. Obesity is a condition which proves that the Lord does not help those who help themselves and help themselves and help themselves. ~ Anonymous

4.  “I don’t understand why Cupid was chosen to represent Valentine’s Day. When I think about romance, the last thing on my mind is a short, chubby toddler coming at me with a weapon.” ~Unknown

5.  “For the first time ever, overweight people outnumber average people in America. Doesn’t that make overweight the average then? Last month you were fat, now you’re average – hey, let’s get a pizza!” ~ Jay Leno

6.   “I’m not overweight. I’m just nine inches too short.” ~Shelly Winters

7.  “I found there was only one way to look thin, hang out with fat people.” ~Rodney Dangerfield 

8.  “I was really tired of words like ‘plus size,’ ’round’ and ‘large.’ I thought, ‘Come on, we’re fat.’ ” ~Kirstie Alley

9.  “We feel it’s unacceptable to be fat, when it has nothing to do with who the person actually is.” ~Gwyneth Paltrow

10.  “In two decades I’ve lost a total of 789 pounds. I should be hanging from a charm bracelet.” ~Erma Bombeck

11.  “’You are drunk Sir Winston, you are disgustingly drunk. ‘Yes, Mrs. Braddock, I am drunk. But you, Mrs. Braddock are ugly, and disgustingly fat. But, tomorrow morning, I, Winston Churchill will be sober.” ~Winston Churchill

12.  “The second day of a diet is always easier than the first. By the second day you’re off it.” ~Jackie Gleason 

13.  “When having a smackerel of something with a friend, don’t eat so much that you get stuck in the doorway trying to get out” ~A. A. Milne

Gotta love the Chubby little cubby all stuffed with fluff!

For More Thursday 13′s click here.

Advertisements

Leave a Reply

Fill in your details below or click an icon to log in:

WordPress.com Logo

You are commenting using your WordPress.com account. Log Out / Change )

Twitter picture

You are commenting using your Twitter account. Log Out / Change )

Facebook photo

You are commenting using your Facebook account. Log Out / Change )

Google+ photo

You are commenting using your Google+ account. Log Out / Change )

Connecting to %s